Cam Girl Fails
I don’t know if you guys notice them or not but they happen more than you probably even realize. Us camgirls just try to cover them as best as we can. I was chatting it up with my friend Ms. Monster this past week and she gave me the idea for this babble. Cam Girl Fails. We both asked a few girls about their biggest fails on cam. You’re in for a treat because I had a laugh getting the responses in my inbox. Hilarious.
Let me start off by telling you about one of my fails (sadly, I’ve had a few) but this one a few of you might remember because it was the most recent one. So I was doing a naked oil show for a full room one afternoon. I was sitting on my chair beside the bed, music pumping, having good conversation all while stripping off my clothes. Stupid me forgot to put a towel down on the floor to catch the oil. So la la la I’m oiling my tits and WHAM! I slip on a oily floor and fall on my ass in front of everyone. My laptop almost went flying too. No good. I slowly crawled up and exited out of my screen and tweeted that I would be right back. When I logged back on all the guys were super sweet and we had a laugh about it. It was pretty freakin epic if i do say so myself. I’ve also had one where aunt flow came to visit during a show (so embarrassing) or when I busted up laughing in my first humiliation show. Good times.
This week a few lovely cam girls were gracious enough to tell me their stories. So this brings me to the Top 5 of the week. Thank you ladies!
Britney’s Top 5 Cam Girl Fails
- Ms. Monster: “I have had a few cam girl fails but the one that sticks out the most was in the middle of a gold show. We were all having a good time and I was fucking myself with my glass dildo when all of the sudden my little dog started barking and going nuts in the other room. Even behind the closed door it was so loud and everyone on cam heard and thought someone was beating my dog in the other room! It was so embarrassing but my dog just goes nuts anytime someone walks by the house too closely lol. We all had a laugh about it but the mood was totally killed for a while. I have learned my lesson and now cam on the other side of the house completely.”
- Ava Doll: “I knocked my cumming dildo off my desk right before the big finale of one of my gold shows. The squeeze bottle that holds the cum popped off. I had to find it on the floor and I started sucking the dildo, talking dirty while trying to sneakily reattach the squeeze bottle. There were only a few seconds left in the show so I squeezed the bottle all over my face and glasses and used the dildo to smear it around. I felt like MacGyver.”
- CutieBBW: “One time I was doing a fishnet fetish show for a user and I managed to get one of my nipple piercings tangled in the fishnet stockings. It’s the most awkward – and mildly terrifying – thing to have happen. We both got a good laugh from it after I untangled myself. Or that awkward moment when a user asks for a Small Penis Humiliation show and I’m doing my thing, then he opens his cam and I immediately have a “WTF, that’s NOT small!” reaction. I’m usually good at keeping myself in role, but this one guy honestly thought his penis was small when it easily appeared to be 8 inches. “
- Kitty Hawking: “I squirted out lube off cam during a private show and it made a noise, the guy thought I farted and left.”
- Canddi: “I was standing on my bed in private chat, ass towards the cam and I lost my balance. My foot fell off the side of the bed and I did a split!”
I am cracking up reading these over. Amazballs!
“I’ve finally found a cure for hiccup’s… an orgasm.”
Thanks for reading lovers.
Till we meet again.